Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Daym im romantic

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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