A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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