Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Your Mom

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Obama

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