- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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