Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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