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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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