- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Rebecca Black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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