- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

WOw you have no life

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Do you want icecream, Björn?

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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