- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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