nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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