- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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