- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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