the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Ron Paul for President!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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