- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

stuarts mum

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

You have friends

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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