Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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The Joke Below

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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