Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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