- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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