- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

7+5=12

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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