What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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