Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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womens rights.

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Why was the woman?

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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Jimmy Saville

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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feminism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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