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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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I love pissing people off :P

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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