- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

what do u call a apple a apple

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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