A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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