- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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