- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

Wigan.

You will not press the like button.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Womens rights

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