What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

knock knock

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Your mom is so fat...

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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