- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

why was the boy sad? because.

i have two hands.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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