- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

What's the deal with brown?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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