- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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