Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Harry Chappell raped someone

Jimmy Saville

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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