- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

I'm Jewish

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Where's my tractor?

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Bean.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

this is not a joke.

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