Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Jayden Eccles

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Replacement Referees

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Derp

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