Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

kesha is a virgin.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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