i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Paper shield.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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