- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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