Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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I like your hair

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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get in the car.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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