"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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