- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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