So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Bean.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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