- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

taking out the trash... at night

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

THE GAME

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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