- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

get in the car.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Why was the gay guy sad?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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