Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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