- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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