- Anti Joke

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

racism...deal with it!

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

I'm 4 and what is this?

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.