- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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