What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Rick santorum

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Morning wood.

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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