What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Caroline Kelly.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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