- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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