- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

Your Mom

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Anyone??????????/

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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