Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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