Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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