- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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