Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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A Sloth runs...

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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