The black man leaves the strip club.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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