- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Breast cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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