- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

This one time at band camp....

i lyk 2 eet pup

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Knock knock Get off my porch.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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