- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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