- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

There's a god, just kidding.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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