What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Tunechi

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Gingers.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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