Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Are you black? Kill yourself.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

Anti Joke

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