What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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