what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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