If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Gangnam style

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

10inch nice

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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