why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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A baby seal walks into a club

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A zebra dies and goes to animal heaven. All the animals around him are trotting, flying, jumping, each according to its own species, in the kind of bliss that only eternity can bring. But the zebra is not impressed and mopes through heaven's green fields. A giraffe notices his languid stupor and asks, "Why so glum, pal?" The zebra mournfully replies, "All my life I've wondered if I was black with white stripes or white with black stripes." The giraffe, hoping to get the zebra to some answers as quickly as possible, suggests, "Why not go as God?" The zebra, somewhat taken aback by the notion that God might give him an audience, replies, "Oh, I can do that?" The giraffe says, "Sure, I'll show you the way!" The giraffe leads the zebra to a great tabernacle of gold and points the way up a long stairway of diamond. The zebra follows the stairs up to two great ivory doors. But no matter what he tried, the zebra couldn't get the door open. The only animals that could open the door for him would be the primates because of their opposable digits, but the zebra wasn't much of a social animal, so he didn't have any friends. He spent eternity with no answer to his question.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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