What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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guess what chicken butt

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Womens rights

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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