What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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I have aids

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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