- Anti Joke

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

children burning

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

you lose.

LIFE :(

Justin Bieber.