- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Gingers.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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