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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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