Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Where's the dick??? east

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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