- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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