- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Jewwy Jewstein

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Faithful men.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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