Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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I <3 Hitler

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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