what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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boobs.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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