Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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an athiest walks into a church

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Women's rights

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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penis

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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whats 69+2? 71

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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