- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Why didn't he finish his

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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