- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

I pooped.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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