why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Cheese stick

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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A man killed himself.

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black people

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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The jets are a good team..

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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