- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Kefka > Sephiroth

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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