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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

How many light bulbs? 1

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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