Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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OIO

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Women.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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Hillary Clinton

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Anti Joke

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