What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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bryden is a faggot

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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