- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Fart

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

knock knock

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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