What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Justin Bieber

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Barack Obama

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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