- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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