- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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