What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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