Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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What's funnier than 68 69

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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