- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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