Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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i have two hands.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Where's my tractor?

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Catholicism.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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