- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

womens rights

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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