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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Three black men were walking...

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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kcuf read it backwards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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