Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

What's 9+10? 19

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

Anti Joke

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