What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Billy Cundiff.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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