i lost the game

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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The Pope

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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charlie sheen losing

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GONNA

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Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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