So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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How come grilled cheese?

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A mans opinion.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Your mom.

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Snarf Nuggets

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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