- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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