Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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A women's opinion.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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