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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

TIMMAH!

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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