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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

religion.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

A blind man walks into a wall.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

religion.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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