What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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