What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Your mama's so fat.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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John Stamos.

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who is mark

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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